Emerging Conservative

colbert

Some time back this host claims to have “fallen” while warming up the crowd at a taping of his show. Sure he has video footage as evidence that this really happened but is a clip enough to really believe? If you think so then I have a video for you that will make you believe we landed on the moon! Then if you listen close, does anyone believe his cries for help at the end not just a cheap dub over?

All I know is was with no time at all that his guest was Will Smith and again we have a new campaign, face violence in movies! Really Stephen! It seems ironic and dare I say, suspicious timing concerning your upcoming guest.

My question was there really an injury to begin with? I tried to Google search a picture of this “injury” for this blog and yet, hmmmm, I could find no such picture. America knows if something is real, then Google has a picture of it. I seem to have found the hole in your story, sir.

What’s next, Mr. Colbert? Will you cut yourself shaving and then have Charlie Shean on to attack him on his role in the classic Disney’s Three Musketeers? Or maybe Mandy Patinkin to challenge him on his sword play in Princess Bride? Are we now to believe that sword violence is bad too, Mr. Colbert?

“Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to be verbally berated by a Comedy Central talk show host.”

I believe the spotlight is on you Mr. Colbert. Man up or get yourself a bubble wrap suit so you can once again go outside without a new campaign being born to further your agenda.

Man Up…and that the Word!

(You can catch the Colbert report on Comedy Central at 11:30pm. Check your local listings for more details. I’m sure half of the phrases used our trademarked in some way or another so all props to the people at Colbert Nations for anything they want to claim)